Learning English (?)

Oh yea this morning, I had an english period and the Teacher is Madam Ng Moy Yoon (not sure its the correct spelling but.. whatever.)

Aaaandd. the class started and my teacher, mdm ng started teaching. She wanted us to write an essay, a news report about car accidents to be exact.

Our teacher showed us some new words and pointed out common mistakes caused by students.. and they're "sibeh" Random and kinda funny..

She said that this was the sentence one of her student made
"I pressed the oil and tried to cut the car in front. But suddenly I lost control of the car. I tried to brake but the brake no eat! when the scar stopped, I came out from the car and found out that the wheels have no flower."

Try to imagine that there's a bucket of oil in the car that u need to PRESS if u wanna accelerate.
Try to imagine that your car have blades that can CUT the car infront (hey that feels cool!! -.-)
Try to imagine that brakes can EAT! LOL
Try to imagine that the wheels of your car have real flowers stuck on them.

Stupid asian mistakes...
LOLRaaaaaaaaaaandom!~

Ok, this is fail. i feel so noob now -.- im gonna go finish my homeworks. Ciao~